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While two-stepping and ten-stepping at the Little Red Hen tonight, Anna and met a really friendly dance instructor named Stu who was more than willing to give hints that have already proven themselves to be immensely helpful. The most memorable, perhaps, came by way of this story of his:

"My mama always told me that there were only three things I needed to be good at if I ever wanted to make it in life: cookin', sewin', and dancin'. And then she said if I was REALLY good at the last one, I'd never need to do the other two."